What’s Holding Me Together?

What’s Holding Me Together????!!!!!


Compression tights??

Hair scrunchy??

Yeah, I know… It’s terrifying – and…and…and…pathetic…


These lame, awesome … “FEELS”???!!!

UGH – I’m choking…

They are so stupid and awesome!!!!!

Chest pain…I can’t breathe…

It IS a disease – I was right the other day!! I caught a disease!

I don’t know how I am going to stay in my skin all day until I see him tonight….TONIGHT???

Shit! It’s going to take F O R E V E R  to get here!!


OMG – I can’t wait until tonight!!! I’m soooo excited! 🙂

Somebody help me!!! I’m drowning!!! 

I am absolutely miserable and awesome!

I think I was abducted by aliens last night at Dairy Queen – no actually it was on the street corner – I couldn’t feel my legs this morning when I walked to get coffee.

I’m so pissed HAPPY!!!! I think I was drugged – and I didn’t even have the ice cream!

Ice cream makes me drunk – in a not-as-much-fun-as-rum-does way, so I said, “No thanks” to drugs ice cream – I said it “wasn’t my thing.”

Truth is, I can’t eat, clearly can’t sleep; there’s no doubt, I’m in deep – What the hell??? I don’t even like that song!!!!

Last night, we were invited to go on an impromptu yet probably life-changing Dairy Queen date with 3 awesome dudes.

It was astounding that I could get ready in under 20 minutes – With showering, picking out clothes, and attempting to look somewhat put-together and ridiculously cool without being completely ridiculous, as I asked my 13-year-old to help me get ready. She just needed to put on her shoes.

She said, “Mom, breathe…it’s ok…you have the ‘feels.'”

I said, “No I don’t – How dare you??!! I’m just excited to go to Dairy Queen.”

She said, “DENIAL! …It’s ok…I see this a lot at school. The high-pitched voice, the giggling, the panting…It’s the feels.” 

I said, “Shut up – How do I look?”

She said, “Um, I don’t know what you want me to say – You’re wearing a girl’s medium T-shirt with a minion on the front.”

I wore my awesome pink Minion Love shirt – I wanted to wear my pink ninja “You Can’t See Me” shirt, but I couldn’t find it.

I said, “What does that have to do with anything???!! I like this shirt. It has glitter on it! Other than the shirt, how do I look?”

She said, “Um…well… You need to breathe.”

She and I walked to the street corner to meet them because there was no way I could stay inside with that much electricity running through my body.

I was suffocating inside the walls.

Was I going to play it cool? Frick no! I didn’t have it in me.

We were standing on the corner, and she was laughing at me. And then she pointed at 2 cars coming and asked, “Is that them?” 

Captain Amazing pulled up…We climbed in…and I could breathe – sort of –

And we talked about all the things we enjoy and probably talked a million miles a minute – and it was so awesome. …so awesome!

She and I were still talking about it this morning in the car on the way to school.

I woke up at 3:18 a.m. and couldn’t get back to sleep because my smile was making my face hurt – It hurt with pleasure – I was in THAT kind of pain.

#wtf #wtf #wtf #wtf #wtf #wtf #wtf #wtf #wtf #wtf #wtf #wtf #wtf #wtf

When does a hill become a mountain?? – It just HAPPENS!

OMG – What am I going to wear tonight???!!!!

I want to get a two-syllable “DAMN” tonight!

…Because I’m feeling pretty twirly.

…A two-syllable “DAMN” …That’s the dream!


Ugh, I’m going to the gym! I think I’ll run 11.27 miles because I can.


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