Do You Know The Difference Between Guts And Balls?

There’s a difference but with same results

This is a great share for your fantasy football draft.

Which reminds me – I have some smack to write – I’m so excited about that. We keep getting distracted by other wants and needs …

Guts Vs. Balls

…as in “that guy really has guts” vs. “that guy has balls.”

Do you know the difference?

GUTS: When a man comes home from a night out with the guys and is met by his wife with a broom. He has the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS: When a man comes home from a night out with the guys, smells like perfume and beer, and has lipstick on his collar, and he slaps his wife’s ass. He has the balls to say: “You’re next, Chubby.”

That should clear up any confusion.

Of course, both result in death … Or worse, no sex.

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