An Old Fashioned

An Old Fashioned “Good” Relationship Relationshit

My friend, The Professor, posted this article from Housekeeping Monthly published May 13, 1955 – It’s a guide for wives on how to be “good” for their husbands.

First, let’s reflect on my friend, The ProfessorMmmmmm…. He’s nice! #hottie

hottie professor

Second, his post was in response to the many women out there looking for an old fashioned man.

And he was right to do this because these women do not know what they are talking about.

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 “The good wife’s guide” – The highlights

1. “Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready…This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him…”

My response: My wet panties are THE BEST way of letting him know that I have been thinking about him…and that AA batteries are on the top of the shopping list.

2. “Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed…” 

My response: Yep – Every time. I groom, make sure every inch of my skin has lotion and smells good – is smooth. I appreciate the effort and it makes me feel good and confident about myself. It’s not just for him.

…skip ahead to the underlined parts… #wtf

“…catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction…”

“…remember his topics of conversation are more important than yours…”

Ok – I can’t read any more of this – It makes me want to punch something!!

I agree with a few things Professor:

I definitely groom;

I will wear an appropriate outfit or costume;

I’ll prepare drinks for both of us – naked;

I’ll help get the toys ready and make sure the ropes aren’t tangled;

…but I don’t clean the house unless I’m getting something for it –

…and I know my place – it’s called “my place” – and if I’m not having fun, that’s where I’ll be 🙂

…with a real Old Fashioned…

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